Irish Limericks: Humorous or Serious, Memorable Irish Words for Any Occasion!

Irish Limericks are a form of simple poetry that have been around for hundreds of years. Dated as far back as the fourteenth century, limerick poems may have started as nursery rhymes for children.

Later on they took more of a bawdy tone and began to be shared in taverns and pubs. Today we use limericks and Irish jokes to spice up variety of occasions including birthdays, holidays, weddings or retirement parties.

Check out some of our favorite limerick poems below, and don't miss the links at the bottom of the page for many, many more!


What is a Limerick?

Irish limericks.  Laughing shamrock.

Answer: A short, bright, typically humorous poem, presumably named after the Irish town by the same name.

Every limerick poem contains five lines. The first, second and fifth line all have seven to ten syllables and rhyme with one another.

The third and fourth lines contain five to seven syllables and rhyme with each other. Since limericks are short and simple, they are easy to make up, and easy to remember!

While it is possible to find much funnier limericks out there (and we have many of them at Irish-Expressions.com!), these give good idea of what a classic Irish limerick sounds like:


There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'


There was an Old Man of Vienna,
Who lived upon Tincture of Senna;
When that did not agree,
He took Camomile Tea,
That nasty Old Man of Vienna.


St Patricks Day Limericks

These can be put in greeting cards, or read for entertainment at during your St Patricks Day party!


There once was a young man named Sean,
Whose wish came from a sly leprechaun,
To be surrounded by dough,
Was what he wanted, so,
In six months he was born as a fawn.


A man, while drinking Light Bud,
Crashed his car with a sickening thud,
The car that he hit,
Had a warlock in it,
now he lives as a frog in the mud.


Birthday Limericks

Limericks are a great way to entertain at a birthday party, and put the idea of aging at ease in a more humorous light:


You've conquered the aging disease
that brings lesser men to their knees.
You're a vigorous man
and you've proved you still can
blow your candles with only one wheeze.


I am sorry to hear, Smiling Jill,
That your birthday’s no longer a thrill,
All your friends think you’re great,
And should still celebrate –
You’re not old, you’re just over the hill.


... and yes, we have a whole section on Funny Birthday Limericks. Have a look!

Wedding Limericks

While getting married is a wonderful and joyous occasion, sometimes there are those who are nervous too. Limerick poems can be shared at wedding showers or even receptions to lighten the mood.


The bride gave the answer: "I do!

he's lovable, handsome and true!"

Six girls in the pews

all yelled out "I do's"

and the flower girl cried: "I do too!"


A terrible grimace of doom

was there on the face of the groom

"I'm feeling quite miffed -

for my wedding gift

she gave me a mop and a broom!"


Make Them Your Own!

An Irish limerick doesn't have to be perfect to be funny!. Try writing your own or find several examples on the Internet to use for different types of occasions. Perhaps at your next party, try reciting a limerick or two, make it into a contest or tradition.

And if you would like ot know more about limerick poems and where they came from, check out our bonus article on how to write a limerick here!



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